10. Buy them a Puppy.
9. Hook them up “inadvertently” with one of your hot friends on a rebound date.
8. Buy them tickets to a male review show, or have a friend take them to the strip club and make sure they hook up after.
7. If they are a girl, buy them their first jack rabbit impulse (if they haven’t had one before) This will keep them busy in bed for a month, (and sexual satisfied). ;D
6. Eat beans and tell him that you have really bad gas.
5. Tell them that you contracted herpes from a toilet seat.
4. Find them a good job in another state.
3. Take them to a really expensive dinner, then make them pay. (wait that’s not nice.)
2. Convince them they should travel the world and go see different places. Buy them a one way ticket to another continent.
1. buy them Call of Duty, Black Ops, or in my case, Final Fantasy XIII. It’ll keep them busy for months.