10 nice ways to get rid of a lingering ex…


10. Buy them a Puppy.

9. Hook them up “inadvertently” with one of your hot friends on a rebound date.

8. Buy them tickets to a male review show, or have a friend take them to the strip club and make sure they hook up after.

7.  If they are a girl, buy them their first jack rabbit impulse (if they haven’t had one before) This will keep them busy in bed for a month, (and sexual satisfied). ;D

6. Eat beans and tell him that you have really bad gas.

5. Tell them that you contracted herpes from a toilet seat.

4. Find them a good job in another state.

3. Take them to a really expensive dinner, then make them pay. (wait that’s not nice.)

2.  Convince them they should travel the world and go see different places.  Buy them a one way ticket to another continent.

1. buy them Call of Duty, Black Ops, or in my case, Final Fantasy XIII.  It’ll keep them busy for months.