Learn a new language for FREE


On Iphone I downloaded an ap to learn Japanese and Portuguese for free.  To my amazement, my 5 year old daughter plays on my phone and started picking up Japanese.  It’s a game to her.  There’s an upgrade for a few dollars, and you can even buy the entire computer program for only $50.  Programs like Rosetta Stone cost HUNDREDS of dollars.  They have 70 languages.  Check it out!

Learn a new language.  It’s sexy!

xoxo

Kristie Manning

My Blurry New Years


It started off by having drinks all afternoon at Femme Nu, where 3 of my girlfriends, and 2 other guys met me at Ichiriki for dinner.  We got bombed on beer, sake, guavatinis and shiso mojitos.  After that we all parked our cars at Pearl and consolidated.  Stacy and I walked in Pearl to use the bathroom before we head out to Yard House.  On the way to Yard House, she discovers she left her iPhone at Pearl and continued to call it until the bathroom attendant answered it.  They dropped us off and went back to get their phone.  The 4 of us walked over to Rum Fire where I lost my friends and watched the fireworks from the beach alone.  My other 2 friends, now back at Yard House, and my other friend who just met up txt me to come back to Yard House.  My phone is about to die, so I jump in a cab and head back to Yard House in the middle of the fireworks.  My phone is blowing up with about 10 people that I am suppose to meet at Kelly Oneil’s down the street. 

It’s 5 after midnight, and my girlfriend is wasted and wants to go downtown to see her Dad by Bar 35.  I have a lot of friend’s waiting for me, and I tell her that we should go to down the street to Kelly’s for 30 minutes, then we can go downtown for the rest of the night.  She didn’t listen and just left.  I figured she was wasted, but I was pretty pissed, and I told her to just go home, and not come meet up with us later.  Regardless, my other 3 friends came back from Rumfire, and we all walked over to Kelly Oneil’s. 

As we walked out of Yard House, 15 minutes after midnight, I got a hysterical call from some guy’s girlfriend.  I guess the night before I had met somebody, read my previous blog about the guy who I met at Femme Nu who tried to seduce me, then told me we can’t go back to his place because he had a girlfriend.  His girlfriend stalked my Facebook page, found my number, apparently follows my blogs now.  Because she calls me screaming that she read my blog.  Frustrated, because she had called me earlier as well, and just finishing a jack and water and a little buzzed, I screamed at her to stop fucking call me, and to come down to Kelly Oneil’s and talk to my face, but stop calling me.  She threatened me a bit, then refused to come down, because “she was hanging with her family.”

1st of all… Don’t believe everything you read.  Not everything you read on the internet is reliable.  These are stories, and sometimes entertainment, inspired from real events.

2nd of all… You need to be trippin on your man, not me, because if you believe everything you read, I DON”T WANT YOUR  FUCKING MAN! 

So we all walk back to my friends place nearby where I’m irritated by my phone blowing up by this girl.  So I think in my drunken stupor, I slam my iPhone on my friends granite counter.  It is no longer working.  So my 2 friends end up hooking up in the bedroom, where there is no door.  Trying to ignore them, we start our own party in the living room.  They are all drinking Four Loco, the malt beverage that has been illegalized because too many teenagers are dying off of it.  It is 13% alcohol.  I sipped on Seagrams Sweet Tea.  Great drink by the way!   After a while, I started crying about my ex, who my friend brought up, who everybody know’s I’ve always loved for 3 years.  And I play a drunk stupid ass for 5 minutes.  Then me and my girlfriend start fooling around and film everything. LOL!  It was a fun night! 

Then in the morning, my gf who left calls me because I have her car keys, and we all left our cars at Alamoana.  So we meet at Original Pancake house over on Kapiolani.  There’s a 30 minute wait, so we head over to Mai Tai to have breakfast and drinks.  All I eat is a couple pieces of sashimi, and 2 bloody marys.  Me and my girlfriend (the sober one) drive to northshore to pick up her son in La’ie.  We head to my place to get ready, and back to my other friends, where they drove my car to.  Shaking from lack of sleep, lack of food, and alcohol withdrawals, I drink to glasses of wine, and try some of my friends great greek salad, and bbq.  My stomach was jacked up so I didn’t get to eat too much.  We crash out here.

In the morning, I take 3 IB Profen.  After 10 minutes I start to feel super warm and fuzzy and drowsy.  I thought maybe I was still hanging.  But then my friend realized that they are actually Flexural.  I think they looked like Percocet.  But Anyhow.  We go back to the beach house and La’ie where I am trashed all day, but get to relax and try to rest.  After that, we drive to DnBs to take the kids to play, where I have 2 Corona’s.  At this point, I’m finally feeling better, but I know it’s time to sleep. 

It may be all confusing, but I drove responsibly this weekend. LOL! I left my car, and even had it towed at one point.

Here’s my Xmas wish list. I know it’s big. (and precise)


Tory Burch Eddie Scrunch Flats (I need work shoes) ;D Size 8 They are lined with memory foam and make from a shimmery metallic soft lambskin. ;D
$178.00

*ONE POT COOKING

*Japanese Hot Pot
$16.50

*William Sonoma One Pot Cook Book
$15.34

*Izakaya Cookbook
$16.50

*Nobu Miami Party Cookbook
$26.37

*Neiman Marcus Cookbook
$35.00 (normally $105)

8 piece Copper cookware
$1,464.98

Kitchen Aid Mixer (in Onyx)
$299

Bamboo Steamer Set (so I can make dim sum)
$19.55


Bamboo Cooking Tool Tub
$29.99

Bamboo Cutting Board

$19.85

Bamboo Curtains (4)
$67.01

Bamboo Rug

$75.84

Jadore perfurme
$86.00

World Atlas of Wine
$31.50

Mediterranean Clay Pot Cooking
$16.99

Original Thai Cookbook
$2.58

Emerils Potluck Cookbook
$2.95

Molto Italiano Cookbook
$24.75

the Complete Robuchon
24.75

Kaiseki
$38.47

Morimoto
$26.40

Nobu West
$19.50

Darphin Eye Serum
$198.25

Aquarium Table
449.95

Silk Flat Sheet (King in Champagne)
$399.99

Silk Fitted Sheet (Cal King in Champagne)
$299.99

Wicker 5 Piece Furniture Sectional Set

$3,589.00

Wicker Dining Set

$1,799

Zuo Anguilla Wicker Bar Stool

Wicker Bar Stools (2)

$299.99

Patio Living Concepts Bristol 70" Wicker Shade Floor Lamp

FLoor Lamp
$237

Patio Living Concepts Bristol Wicker Shade 30" Table Lamp

Table Lamp
$180

Hammock

Product Image Outdoor Patio Radiance Imperial Matchstick Rollup Blind - Fruitwood (36x72")

Patio Bamboo Curtains (2)
$29.99

Disney Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Map to the Land of the Dead'' Limited Edition Giclee

the Land of the Dead Map!!!!
$1,199.95

Wall Art
$369.99

The Kiss By Gustav Klimt Canvas Giclee Art Print #304

Gustav Klimt “the Kiss” 3 piece 40×60 Canvas
$198.00

Size 8 Height-adjustable Professional Dress Form

Dress Form

$269.99

Janome 634D MyLock Serger

Serger

$379

Bones TV Series DVD Box Set Season 1-5

Bones DVD/Soundtrack
$75

Mac book pro 13″
$1,199

Adobe Creative Suite 5 Master Collection - PC - DVD-ROM - Universal English


Adobe Creative Suite CS5

$2,064

Canon EOS 30D 8.2MP Digital SLR Camera

A new cannon 30d. Mine got stolen ;(

$819.99

Mac Makeup

College tuition 😉

Good Red wine – Cabernet (Hamacher Pinot Noir 03)

Bose SoundDock 10 Digital Music System - Silver
Bose Speakers for iPhone

$140

STUFF 4 KAI

DIsney DVDS

Ps3 kids games

PSP

Cute Hello Kitty World Princess Girl game SKIN 8 for Sony PSP

Hello Kitty PSP Cover

$4.88

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Escalade
$500

Hello kitty stuff

Nail polish

gak

Disney Learning Kindergarten

Disney Learning DVD For Disney Mac Kindergarden
$2.98

Kingdom Hearts 1/2 ps2/3

sponge bob ps3

pc games

ps3 games

Tinkerbell great Fairy Rescue DVD

glow in the dark bendaroos at toysrus

 

 

Hello Kitty Fashion Plates rubbing set Sanrio 6 2-sided

 

 

hello kitty fashion plates

$18.99

KAI REALLY WANTS FASHION PLATES

Add me on FOURSQUARE


Welcome to foursquare!

Foursquare is similar to the new “places” function in Facebook.  You check in at your location and let your friends know where you are.  So beware who you add.  It’s a great way to see what your friends are up to, who’s nearby, or even network for business owners.  You get points for certain check ins, and whoever has the most check ins at one location becomes the mayor.  I’m Mayor of some place called Cactus Jacks.  Dunno what that is but I accidentally checked in there.  It can get really fun. Check it out

Available on . . .

Android

iPhone

Blackberry

http://www.foursquare.com

XOXO

Kristie Manning