Great Things Our President’s Have Done

1.  Sleep with Marilyn Manroe

2. Sleep with Monica Lewinsky

3. Embezzle money

4. Commit treason

5. Sell the Constitution

6. Start a war and blame it on the wrong people

7. Conspire

8. Shoot a man on the white house lawn

9. Lincoln invaded the South and got what he deserved

10. Wilson sold America to global bankers

11. Roosevelt stole gold

12. Chopped down a cherry tree

13. Smoked a joint, but didn’t inhale

14. Suspended habeas corpus.

15. Obama siphoned trillions of dollars out of the US and who knows where that went?

Let’s Celebrate!

Happy Presidents Day!



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