1. Sleep with Marilyn Manroe
2. Sleep with Monica Lewinsky
3. Embezzle money
4. Commit treason
5. Sell the Constitution
6. Start a war and blame it on the wrong people
8. Shoot a man on the white house lawn
9. Lincoln invaded the South and got what he deserved
10. Wilson sold America to global bankers
11. Roosevelt stole gold
12. Chopped down a cherry tree
13. Smoked a joint, but didn’t inhale
14. Suspended habeas corpus.
15. Obama siphoned trillions of dollars out of the US and who knows where that went?
Happy Presidents Day!