Aspen:  The parents are invited to Aspen for a free ski trip.  Of course all they do it try to sell them on time share sales.    Cartman is challenged to a race by the best skier on the slope.

Mr Hanky (the Christmas Poo:) Kyle (the jewish kid) feels excluded from the rest of the kids during Christmas.  He is comforted by the spirit of Christmas poo and only he can see him, so everyone thinks Kyle is going crazy.

Goth Kids: Stan goes goth so it becomes popular and all the trendy kids go goth.  So the goth’s go preppy to non conform.  The goths and emo are upset that they confuse the two.

South Park calls Harley riders Fags. Thus the name “fag” In the dictionary is changed.

Cartman’s dad discovers a marijuana dispensary and decides he wants to get cancer so he can get a dr note so he can smoke marijuana.  He eats processed food, stares into the microwave, gets prolonged exposure to UV rays, and smokes a lot of cigarettes.  Within a week he has testicle cancer and gets a marijuana license.

5.  Cartman is out of control and goes on Maury.  “Whateva, whateva, I do what I want!”

6. Cartman get’s anal probed.

5. All about Mormons.  Stan get’s brainwashed into converting to Mormanism.

“Maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up. But I have a great life and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don’t care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the Church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that’s stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you’re so high and mighty you couldn’t look past my religion and just be my friend back. You’ve got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls.”

He walks away, and the episode ends as Cartman, with a new-found respect for Gary, says “Damn, that kid is cool, huh?”

My parents are Mormon so this episode started the South Park Ban.  They were totally offended!  That’s why it takes the top pick for the best South Park episode in my book.

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  1. I think this is a great offense for anyone to mess with a religion, no religion deserves to be offended both Mormon and Jewish, and others.

    Hopefully no more offensive, because you have respect, because aside, when Joseph Smith out, he did many things, suffered many things, and nobody deserves to stain his name, because this series, although these people are no longer, always be with us, are people like, and deserve respect.

    This series speaks very poorly of others, so do not talk.
    I am very, very onfendida.

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